theyellowbrickroad: you spend 1/3 of your life just sleeping. that means if you live to be 90 you will have spent nearly 30 years simply being asleep. wrap your fuckin mind around that
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Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode
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herspanic: please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
ghostkid: girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot
accidentully: I want to get high and have sex right now